So as you can see the backyard project has clearly shifted into a new gear. I officially now have a blank slate (thanks to Mr. Bobcat) to create my masterpiece on. I also have about 10 new "just discovered" jobs on the "To Do" list...including building a couple of retaining walls.
Regardless, I couldn't help but be impressed as I witnessed the shear power of the Bobcat as it made short work of my backyard, and that got me thinking. We all know what a cougar is (a single women in her mid-30's who likes to devour 20-somethings) and most of us have heard of a Puma (same as a Cougar, just a little younger...maybe 28 - 33)...but what about a Bobcat?
I humbly submit this urban definition to all of you.
Bobcat (noun): A women of any age, that may or may not be attractive, who has destructive tendencies; Often times surfacing after a few drinks.
Jack: Chris' girlfriend is pretty hot but she is a mess after a few drinks.
Bob: Yeah, she is a total Bobcat.
Is it a winner...only time will tell.
Never heard of a Puma.
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I'll to my best to spread the term around, when appropriate, in Vegas this weekend.
If it catches on, we know where it started!
Approved. Looks like a pretty small job on your hands there. Call Wilcox.
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