Though I am not aloud to talk about it too much, my status as "prospective juror #2" has officially changed to "Juror #1". For the first time in my life I am serving on a jury.
I feel like I should have a special belt with a grappling hook on it or something. At the very least a cape with a giant "C" stitched on it...you know, for "Civic Man".
Of course if you think I'm content to just sit back and rest on my laurels as "Juror #1", then you've got another thing coming. I'm going after the position of jury foreman. I figure a grass roots internet campaign coupled with some witty posters in the deliberation room ought to seal the deal for me.
Anyone want to be my campaign manager?
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